Sunday, July 19, 2009

Not My Child! Monday

my kiddos are absolutely perfect and nothing rude or inappropriate ever comes out of their mouths.....oh, this in not opposite day?!! nevermind, they are always wondering out loud (which i love) and yes they say things that i wish they had used their internal dialogue for and they have thrown a fit in public that caused others to stop and stare. but, i'm still here and sharing these less than perfect moments with you, so glad you stopped by!

this incredibly fun blog carnival was created by MckMama as a way to clear the air and get a few things off our chest (besides the baby spit up!), so instead of a Not Me! Monday this week it is Not My Child! Monday, so please enjoy. and after you've laughed yourself silly head over to MckMama's blog and get your own Not My Child! Monday linked up so that we may all laugh hysterically at the things your child did not do!

it is definitely not my babe how i found in the bathroom flushing the toliet over and over and over again and happily yelling and waving "bye bye, pee!!" as if he actually put something in there!! my babe obeys his mama at all time and would never play in the nasty toliet....yuck! can i have some germ-killer, please and thanks?!

my babe has the most impecable manners and he did not pick up his plate after snack and lick it clean, nope, my babe is oh so precious and polite!

when asked to get dressed in the morning, my gorgeous, congenial daughter would not even think of having a melt down and arguing that "those shorts aren't pretty!! i don't wanna wear them!!" why would she collapse over clothing?! i am so glad i don't have a drama-queen girlie....

my oldest kiddo,'P' is so mature and above silly little things, and he did not call me one day while he was completing his chore of sweeping to brag about how he got the broom to stand up on it's brissles all by itself!! he would not waste his time with such experiments of broom-balancing!! (i wish i had the pic to show, not that he sent me one!)

oh my this was fun!! i didn't have to tattle on myself this week make stuff up that i of course didn't do because i'm always at the top of my game! as always you can get involved in all this frivilous fun, too!! swing by and visit MckMama and link up your Not My Child! Monday, you know you want to....

coming soon to Flooded By Grace: a much needed call to all prayer warriors for a beautiful boy named Jaymun and some info on natural medicines (i've been reading the most interesting book) plus my thoughts on a new CD i got and want to share with you!

1 comment:

  1. i enjoyed your post. Just a little reminder, tomorrow is the second post on “What would your children say?” “Wednesday” It’s going to be fun sharing all those wonderful adventures our children do and say. I can’t wait. If your child happens to have four legs and a tail, I’m real sure you have very funny adventures also. Please tell us all about them. Hope to see you tomorrow.